Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

I've been trying to get Russell Brand to become a Scientologist. He'd, correction - We'd have a great time.

Bad news is he told me he's starting his own religion - Brandology. Wow - sounds exciting, All night parties, yoga, yoghurt and lots of women - right up my street! maybe I'll jump ship and join Mr Brand in the new religion. What could possibly go wrong?