Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 July 2012

I'm so glad my daughter Suri - and my ex-wife Katie Holmes are ok. They were involved in a car accident in New York earlier this week.

It is ridiculous to suggest the accident was staged to warn Katie about her refusal to allow Suri to go to Scientology camp. If that was the case, the men in dark glasses would already have taken her...


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