Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 June 2013

Dear Diary - I can't believe how lonely I am since Katie Holmes divorced me. I asked her to give me another chance but she told me that the magic number was 27.

I honestly felt that I had only asked her about 23 times at the most.

And now I am embarrassed because I was caught at the La Brea Tar Pits parked in my car with a Katie Holmes Inflatable Doll.

The officers let me go with a warning but they did take Katie II, as exhibit A.

Oh well, I guess I'll just go out and buy a new one.

Tom Cruise

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