Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Monday, 3 September 2012

Vanity Fair magazine are saying that Scientology auditioned for my third wife back in 2004.

Well that could explain why it didn't work with Katie Holmes. I thought she loved me. It was just another acting job for her. She wasn't even first choice!!!

I could have married (first choice) Nazanin Boniadi instead. She's stunningly beautiful. But, hey, on the down side, I think I would have had problems pronouncing her name properly!

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