Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 July 2012

So glad we got the divorce settlement agreed quickly, us argueing wouldn't be good for Suri.

Have to say though katie was very aggressive in the negotiations. I thought she'd leave all the details to her lawyers, but within minutes of arriving at the meeting, she was jumping on the table shouting hysterically "SHOW ME THE MONEY, SHOW ME THE MONEY JERRY" Silly girl, thats not even my real name...

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