Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

"Lies in a different font are still lies".

Oh yes, I was pretty pleased with that quote, issued by my publicist in response to the Vanity Fair article last week about Scientology auditioning women for the role of my wife.

My favorite font is comic sans. I insist on all scripts that I read are in it - this is totally non negotiable.

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