Tom Cruise - My Fake Diary
Friday, 14 September 2012
Yeah baby! TC is back in CRUISE CONTROL!
While I was a bit gutted my third wife Katie Holmes terminated her contract with me (and Scientology) I am now 'having fun' on 'secret dates' with Cameron Diaz. Whoaaaaa!!!
The only problem about going with a lush cutey like Cameron, you don't want to go out 'fully loaded' so I have to have a quickie in the bathroom before she arrives. And she can always use 'it' as hair gel if she's running short!
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