Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Friday, 11 April 2014

Dear Diary,

I think we have the Dems on the run. One resigned tonight and I bet Holder is shaking in his jockey shorts.

We are on the move.

One thing I've found out about Democrats!

They can't guess the answer on Final Jeopardy!

I've been watching them but they don't know it.

Someone bugged the game. Dems miss it every time.

Hope he wasn't pulling my leg.

-Sarah