Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Monday, 14 April 2014

Dear Diary,

I may get a chance to run for Governor of another state once I stay there for awhile.

I need to pick one where people less smarter than me would be the ones running against me.

Maybe I'll go to Rhode Island. It's gotta be small with that kind of name.

I'll look it up.

(Later) Nope. They have something like a Roads Schlar there or I read it wrong. I don't know a thing about Roads.

Maybe I should call Dicky Cheney in Wyoming. I hear there's under a thousand voters there.

-Sarah