Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 17 April 2014

Dear Diary,

It sure is hot down here in the lower 48 as we call them in Alaska. It's not so much the heat as the humility. We don't have much of that back in Alaska.

I was wondering last night before falling asleep and out of bed, there I was lying there and above me were planets zipping by and the whole sonar system on the move and here I laid. On the floor.

It's a wonderment that we haven't got hit by a traveling asteroid. We live minute by minute. Take away the seconds and where would you be?

Slim like me.

Hee Hee. I made a funny. Had to write it down.


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