Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Monday, 7 April 2014

Dear Diary,

I was just reading where the United State of America became a Super Power. We still are if we could get chummy out of office as he gives everything we have away. Then borrows money to pay for it.

Russia was called U.S.S.R. for some reason I can't figure out.

The Europeeing nations were still incontinent.

Of course there is a Europeeing Union now.

Things sure are funny in history. Wonder how we ever survived.

-Sarah