Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Friday, 4 April 2014

Dear Diary,

Reading about the Industrial revolution. I never knew we had one. Wonder if that was what wiped out Detroit?

It says that we got the jump on other countries because they had gotten raw with their stuff and we kept our factories up and they were ready.

I guess this happened before the second World War One.

I think I'll read it again. Must have been a short revolution.

Maybe the politicians kept it quiet. We do that sometimes because we think the voter is retarted.

-Sarah