Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 April 2014

Dear Diary,

Egypt has a lot of history in it. I've been studying again. Funny about those mummies. I thought Boris Carloft and them made up stuff like that for movies.

Wonder if there are real vampires. I mean, besides those in congress.

It talked about sand. Egypt may have more sand than Sandy Arabia.

Apparently there are rivers there like the Bango Dingo. That sounds like an Australian founded it.

Of course, it could be a mirage.

-Sarah


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