Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Friday, 11 April 2014

Dear Diary,

These historical things are hard to remember.

I should just look up something more recent. Maybe check up on what my opponent is looking up.

Last night I read about Custards Last Stand. How it ended expansion out west.

If that were true, how did we get California? Maybe that's where the fight was. I need to check and see what state the Little Bitty Horn was in.

Maybe I'll just check Alaska's passed.

Maybe I'll go back to bed. My eyes have circles under them.

-Sarah