Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 5 April 2014

Dear Diary,

Another day, another doughnut. Gotta watch that or nobody will be watching.

Continuing to refresh my mentals for any possible debates.

Been reading about the Roman Umpire. They lasted a long time. We'll never beat that record.

I get the Caesars all balled up. Like it was Julius that said that thing about Blutto. "Et too Blutto".

They sure talked funny. I think that cartoonist stole Blutto in his Popeye cartoons. I used to watch those. Popeye would eat some kale and nearly kale Blutto. ha ha!

Gotta turn that TV off and get back to my studies of ancient times.

-Sarah