Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 8 April 2014

Dear Diary,

I'm glad we don't live like they did in the Middlin Ages. They made their women were Charity Belts.

How did they pee?

This was also true of a lady in mating.

I bet their men didn't have to wear anything. Well, they wore something but not one of those belts.

Maybe the codpeace did the job.

There were whole villages of pissants that I couldn't pass by without handing out each family a loaf of bread from my breadmaker.

-Sarah