Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 April 2014

Dear Diary,

I wonder what would happen if I held a press conference and announced my running for President?

I could then drop out but that would give me a lot of leverage to be appointed a foreign ambassador somewhere. Maybe even a secretary of something although my spelling has gotten worse of late.

Better get back to my historical viewpoint of things...whatever that means. At least learn enough to fake it...show a little leg to any male opponent.

Population control is a good one. Most bigger countries have more people. How do those Chinese workers living in small spaces have and privates, I don't know.

Coffee through perking.

-Sarah