Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Monday, 17 November 2003

good day, good day, good day, and what a day its been.

i come home a champion, as we speak judy is preparing a buffet fit for a king. i went to pick the kids up from school-nothing unusual there then, im not one of these showbiz parents who farm their kids off onto gloriously expensive nannys and then only bother to see them on special occasions, oh no. Although that can be partly blamed on the allegations put fourth by the previous five nannys, what did they think? that the extra they found in their pay packet was just put there by mistake and they didnt have to do anything for it?

anyway im going off point here.........

............sorry about that i just had to slam judy in the face for sayin 'whats new'. as i was saying i went to pick the kiddies up and to my delight they were holding a make shift arm wrestling competition, wellll i had to show them what i was made of, i just had to. so it ended with me winning. just another lovely little anicdote to add to the pile.

over and out (that reminds me, i must dig out my flying jacket and goggles combo~)


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