Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 27 November 2003

Took poor old Judy to watch the Royal Variety Show last night.

And what a mistake that proved to be!

Judy was so drunk that she thought we were watching a pantomime.

The Queen was not impressed when Judy threw up in the royal box .

And then kept interrupting the show by shouting 'it's behind you!'

Still, she did manage to impress 'Phill the Greek' with the amount of the hard stuff that she put away.