Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 4 November 2003

hey dudes (i spent some quality time with the kiddies today, then i went home to my two brats)

i had to show judy who was boss on todays show, she was siding with 'doctor chris' on the smoking debate so i forced myself right into 'er face and said its only harmful if you don't use the brown tip. she knew she'd done wrong-i could tell by the way she forced her finger into her eye. i had to show her up, its the only way.

i know i'm right, richards always right.