Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 October 2003

Life just gets better with Judy- it's one long alcoholiday

Judy went on the Atkins diet yesterday because somebody said she was a lady of infinite vest.

Just been to Tesco's for a trolley of happy juice.

I swear that drink will be our urination!

Bottoms up!

Cheers for now.

Power to the vine!