Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 11 November 2003

good morning, ive had a hell of a morning trying to decide on what to wear for this afternoons show (wellll one of us has got to make the effort)

ive decided on the black leather suit, i look damn good in leather, granted it does start to honk after a while but im willing to pay the price-anyway its only judy who has to put up with the stench, sometimes i lift my arm right up and swing it in 'er face (while on air) im just looking for the recognition on her face when she notices the smell, i blame it on the jeremy beadle influence!

must go-ive just heard the scream that says judys found the decapitated head in the bed (another gem from jem)

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