Richard Madeley - My Fake Diary

Friday, 21 November 2003

Oh deary me, I'm still a bit hung over from last night's session !

We're both excited because it's Children in Need Day .

Judy is on her second bottle of vodka already and it's only six in the evening.

That nice Irish person will be on soon and he's invited the missus to do a sponsored striptease.

People would pay more if she promised to keep her clothes on.

Still, it's all in a good cause!