Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 7 December 2008
Dear Diary,
This changing caves every night is becoming quite a hassle, in fact, it's rediculious. I even mistakenly got into cave#2 yesterday eve as my mind was on something else. But when get in #2, you get into #2.
Bush will be out of office soon. We have nothing in common. He's retiring to a two million dollar Dallas home.
I'm retiring to a cave full of shit.
At least with Clinton we had one thing in commom. Neither of us slept in the same place two nights in a row.
I must get Omed to work on these shoes. Who can write with such a smell.
Yes, I think Omed is next on my shit list.
Binny
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