Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Friday, 12 December 2008

Dear Diary,

Today when I visited Cave #2, I noticed that the sand fleas immediately left my beard and hair.

So I guess that old crap is Abdullah's secret ingredient in his special hair ointment that I paid so much for a few weeks back.

He will die a slow death if he's not already dead from handling the stuff.

I think we're ALL dying a slow death anyway.

If I die soon, it will be bald and beardless now that I know the secret ingredient. I must be shaved immediately and completely.

No wonder I have been off my food lately. Everything smelled the same and none of it good.

Now who can I trust with a razer?

No more vidios will be going out until my hair and beard return.

Meanwhile, I'll just sit around getting bombed. hee hee...A joke. I'll have to tell that one to the legless sheik.

Binny