Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 30 November 2008

Dear Diary,

Those silly Americans think that I am sending my coded messages on pornography sites. That's just an excuse for them to "study" as many of those sites as possible. Even the 12-year-olds at home..."But Mom, I was looking for Osama's hidden code!"

Why, if I had been doing that all along, Clinton would have caught me ten years ago. I guess he was distracted.

It will not hurt anything now because I have found a new way to get messages out so I will tell you. I used to put them on the NBC News in code as I had an inside worker there and besides, who watches NBC News?

Then one day they had Williard Scott doing the weather chart and my late "mole" slipped up and left "I'm going back to Pakistan-Binny" over the weather for the midwest section of the U.S.

In about five minutes the mole had taken a capsule and a struggling Williard Scott was arrested and waterboarded without pity.

That's when they brought in Al Roker.

Binny