Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Monday, 1 December 2008

Dear Diary,

I have sent the president-elect Barack Obama (I like that name) a personal message. I told him that we could launch and attack at any time, anywhere. They are not safe on the land, the sea or in the air.

Of course, I lied like a goose....dog.

Why do they say dog's lie? Now I mixed it with the wild goose chase.

Obama sent back a message saying there are pirates capturing ships, passengers puking up the cruise lines and having the runs, people overboard, Amtrak crashes galore and tens of near plane crashes every day. How could he tell the difference?

Well...then I'll threaten to send some of my men to help him out. They will surely kill him because they nearly kill me all the time trying to help.

That should scare the crap out of him. I know I must head for cave #2 just thinking about it.

Binny.