Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 4 December 2008
I see on the internet today that the new French leader says that I am hiding either in Afghanistan or Iraq or possibly, Saudi Arabia.
Why not in his back yard ready to jump out and say Booo?
We should have hit Paris instead of New York. The French would have surrended in 2002 and I could be sitting in this man's chair instead of in a stupid, cold and damp cave.
I can see the waiters with their noses in the air serving me escargot instead of roasted rat or lizard.
Truth be known, even I do not know where bin Laden is hiding, we have moved so much.
But we definitely goofed. I can taste the chocolates, see the Eiffel Tower...instead of bats hanging upside down.
What a dummy I turned out to be.
Binny The Boob
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