Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

Dear Diary,

The news people keep saying that it is the holidays and only bin Laden is staying slim.

YOU try to gain weight roasted rats and lizards!

Come to think of it, that puts me on the Adkins Diet. Son of Mohammed, that never even come to my mind before. It's good to keep writing these.

So they finally got O.J. I see.

That moves me up to #2 right behind Geraldo.

That idiot government is Kabul has some women ruling on the council. Wonder who they had to remove their veils and flash their ankles at to get those positions?

I also see where the American soldiers are suffering as much as we are in the caves. Sure they get better food, but they are forced to go watch Wayne Newton's USO Shows, poor devils.

Binny