Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 13 December 2008

Dear Diary,

We were tired from the trip to Mecca and back until Halib came up with a great idea.

He had several of my look-alikes over and we fixed up some more of my taller men, then we each would dodge out of a different cave and wave at the google satellite.

Bet that drove those searchers mad. hee hee haw haw HAW! Ahem.

But next Ahmad had a surprise. He brought a blindfolded Christo the artist to come over.

Christo lined up all the Osama bin Ladens and we took off our clothes and he positioned us in front of our dirrerent robes with Bush masks on.

So a tiring trip turned out fine. There were many laughs as we mailed them off to different members of the U.S. congress with some white baby powder. hee hee

I must go and rest. My poor sides are sore from laughing and my feet hurt.

That Christo...what a yoyo!

Binny