Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

Dear Diary,

The Americans are always saying Bin Laden is going to attack their economy. What economy? They are screwing up their own economy without any outside help.

Well, I did disguise Khamini as Joe the Plumber going around the country while the real Joe was with McCain and Palin.

Khamini claimed he had went to sleep in a tanning bad and awoke suddenly and hit his head a terrific blow on the lid so he had to wrap it up.

Actually, I believe he helped instead of hurting the economy.

Now everywhere things are all screwed up. I could probably ask for a bailout for cave maintenance and get it.

One thing, I wish the housing problems were settled over there. We have several families from America now living in some of the other caves.


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