Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 27 November 2008

Dear Diary,

The past seven years have really flown by. While I have been in these caves for the most part, I have escaped a few times in disquise.

For instance, I drove a cab in New York City for three months, and people kept saying, "You look like that terrorist leader, bin Laden" and I say "I AM Bin Laden" and we both laugh a lot and I get a tip. All I had to do was not deny it and the Leno, Letterman people had them all trained with their jokes.

There was that one weird chick say her name was Winehouse and she smell like a winehouse so I recall her. She say I looked like I was high on something and could she have some. So I give her some goat jerky and she chew like crazy.

I finally got tired of all the noise and yelling and the fingers in the air and I come back here where it is mostly quiet and only the occassional cluster bomb.

Binny.