Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

Dear Diary,

There are actually two groups among my men here in the desert. There's the group that think we will all starve to death and there are those who plan to survive until final victory by eating those who have starved to death.

Their leaders constantly argue with me over military strategy. And to think, only a few years ago those two were both parking attendants at the Hotel Baghdad.

Meanwhile, there seems no limit to the number of lizards and rats to roast, but it is becoming obvious that there is a limit to trying to keep them down.

Binny