Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 November 2008

Dear Diary,

The Western newspapers are always asking when will Bin Laden make his next move? Idiots! I HAVE made more than twenty moves already from cave to cave! We are indeed TRYING to strike once more but so far, nothing works.

We spread heinous rumor the American leader is a coocoo. They just laugh at insult!

We accuse the past leader of running around on wife, leading Senator of being homosexual asking for sex which none of us do. We give FEMA 23,000 flat tires! Nothing!

Finally, in desperation, we tried putting hallucinogenic drugs in San Francisco water system! No one even notices.

Nothing we do works. Not even secret midnight raid and unraveling of the world's biggest ball of twine!

Now I gotta move. That's what I do next.

We try! We try!

Binny