Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Friday, 7 November 2008

Dear Diary,

The men have caught a prisoner and are having sport with him. He's out there jumping up and down on one foot yelling, "Bush is a Tush! Bush is a Tush!" Before that, they took him on a snipe hunt last night and yesterday they had him go over to another group of Taliban soldiers and ask if they could spare any cans of dehydrated water. They made him low crawl back. I realize they're a cruel bunch of cut-throats but they get bored here. hee hee. Now they have him running around with an empty firearm over his head. He points at the firearm and yells "This is my weapon" and then points at his privates and yells "This is my gun! This is for fighting, this is for fun!!"

They will blindfold him later and take him back to Baghdad.

But I bet he won't be making anymore bar bets for awhile! hee hee.

Binny