Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 6 November 2008

Dear Diary,

Altogether this has not been a bad week. I got to stay in the same cave for the whole time. We lost only 87 men and we found 33 who became lost last week. Perhaps the others will find their way back as well. I had a three day visit from one of my wives who wasn't the ugly but rich one and in Florida, I got 947 votes in the U.S. Presidential election- probably more than Ralph Nader. So I guess the video of me threatening to kill everybody in America was not a total loss. One thing we have learned...there are at least 947 suck-ups in Florida.


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