Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 2 November 2008
A party of our best trained men raided a village during the night to gather something different for us to eat than the roasted rats and lizards and also to rape and pillage but they came in upwind instead of downwind and the village was prepared. They came back with one scrawy chicken, 90% casualties and a few feel-ups. One good thing was accomplished, we have learned that the few left have mainly type "O Positive" Blood. That's good because that's what I have.
Back to training before another raid is attempted. I tell them over and over again, Downwind! Downwind! Also it is Raid, Pillage and THEN rape.
They must learn better to control themselves.
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