Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 30 October 2008
We had to move to another cave today. No, the American troops were not closing in. We were just having our breakfast roasted rat- the most important roasted rat meal of the day- and all of a sudden we clearly hear (for we are downwind) the voice of Geraldo saying, "And so America, what shall we see as we open and investigate THIS cave, one of our most promising yet?"
Hope a bat shits on that batshit!
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