Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 9 November 2008

Dear Diary,

I must get Khaled al-Harbi back into my videos. Letterman.. Leno..they all love al-Harbi because he is in hiding, cannot be found by the greatest military in the world..and he has no legs.

They cannot run down al-Harbi who has no legs. I guess the legs are already with the 72 virgins having a pedicure. Often I myself joke with al-Harbi..."Now al-Harbi, don't be running off on ahead of us!" He thinks it's funny too.

Wonder what new jokes they will come up with? hee hee I always try to catch them later on the internet on the political sites. Perhaps there may even be some cartoons.

Yes, I shall have him hauled over here while I think of some new wild threats to put on the new video.


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