Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 1 November 2008
I don't understand these Taliban people. They seem to be against anything that is fun. I ask you, how are you going to know how to celebrate with 72 virgins later without any practice? But they all seem to support me here. I guess I'm sort of a status symbol for them here in the caves and sand and lice in my beard, living off cooked rats and lizards.
"Cat Stevens" is coming over again to sing for us tonight. I think they enjoy "Wild World" the best. It brings forth the most gunfiring into the air.
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