Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 30 October 2008

Dear Diary.

After that Yusuf guy, you know, the singing fella came to see us, a few others who sympathize with our cause have come to visit also.

Last night it was that Harry Belafonte who "Day-O's" like we yell three times a day. When he sang "Come Mister Taliban, sleeping on the hill....Daylight come and me wanta go kill!" there was much much shouting and shooting into the air and dodging the incoming rockets honed in on the sound.

What a night!

Everyone will be ready to go this morning excepting, of course, the ones blown to bits.

I think I'll include a "Day-O" or two with this mornings yelling and screaming.

Binny


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