Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Dear Diary,

Last night's visit by the artist formerly known as Cat Stevens was very encouraging to me and the men. Not only did Yusuf sing new versions of "Covered Headed Woman", "Tea For The Taliban", "The First Cut Is The Headless" and "Prisoner Has Broken" but Cat also showed my assistants how to catch the large rats in the caves. It takes patience. So what else do we have to do? We must invite Yusuf back.

"Lookin' for a covered headed woman, covered head woman...hmmmm"

Binny


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