Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

Dear Diary,

Here I am, the most feared man in the world. The most feared man in the world sleeping on a hard cave floor with a beard full of lice and a mound of crap back there that could fertilize Gaza. Did Napoleon feel this way on the island while he was banished? Did Napoleon have cluster-bomb headaches? Did Napoleon ever mess himself after a close call like that last bomb shook the dust from the ceiling?

Binny