Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 22 March 2009
No one came today to fix up one of my sons with a woman.
Several years ago, everyone knew the Bin Ladens had money so one day one of my daughters kept talking about this Abdullah.
So one day I paid a visit to the Abdullah family and he was much surprised and quickly hid a few things.
"So you're the Abdullah my daughter has mentioned a few hundred times?"
"Yes I am", he stated.
"Somehow...but then I was startled by a loud scream.
"Do not worry", he told me. "That is only my parrot, Zimmerman."
"Isn't Zimmerman a Jewish name?"
"Sure. He uh he has a big nose, see!"
"Oh, hee hee I see he does."
"I guess you wish to talk to me about my daughter's dowry..."
But before I could go any further, this big voice came from the parrot saying, "Polly wants a matzo!"
"I will go home now Abdullah....???"
"Nitzberg, Abdullah Nitzberg. My mother was Palestinian."
"Good day to you, Mr. Nitzberg."
So you must be careful. There are a lot of mixed marriages and a lot of money at stake."
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