Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 March 2009

Dear Diary,

No one came today to fix up one of my sons with a woman.

Several years ago, everyone knew the Bin Ladens had money so one day one of my daughters kept talking about this Abdullah.

So one day I paid a visit to the Abdullah family and he was much surprised and quickly hid a few things.

"So you're the Abdullah my daughter has mentioned a few hundred times?"

"Yes I am", he stated.

"Somehow...but then I was startled by a loud scream.

"Do not worry", he told me. "That is only my parrot, Zimmerman."

"Isn't Zimmerman a Jewish name?"

"Sure. He uh he has a big nose, see!"

"Oh, hee hee I see he does."

"I guess you wish to talk to me about my daughter's dowry..."

But before I could go any further, this big voice came from the parrot saying, "Polly wants a matzo!"

"I will go home now Abdullah....???"

"Nitzberg, Abdullah Nitzberg. My mother was Palestinian."

"Good day to you, Mr. Nitzberg."

So you must be careful. There are a lot of mixed marriages and a lot of money at stake."


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