Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 March 2009

Dear Diary,

The men have been bringing me information all day about the odd way Obada (Pronounced like the Beatles song) has been acting.

Perhaps the fried lizards and rats are getting to him I suggested.

No, he is eating great mounds of them.

Report back to me, I said.

That went on all day until tonight, I saw a flame in the far distance. So I sent a message to find out.

He returned just now and told me Obada had built the fire and roasted some more lizards. He said he didn't care if the American planes saw it. It is far enough away from the others.

He then said, "Obada, he is living like there is no tomorrow."

Now I cannot sleep. What if he knows something the rest of us don't?

Binny