Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 15 April 2009
We're still going nowhere competing with these young Somali pirates.
We actually stole a boat and forgot the oars. You need the oars. Plus, even when we returned to get the oars, paddling with our arms, it took four hours.
My right arm is dead.
The first big wave & we were flipped. I think we were flipped to start this.
We're all sea sick.
Maybe we can do this on land. Like holding up caravans moving through the deserts in Egypt, etc.
Good grief, there are no caravans.
Maybe some truck stops in Kuwait.
Maybe I need to think some more.
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