Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 March 2009

Dear Diary

I am getting sick of these people coming in here to make a match for my sons and daughters. But not as many lately.

Also, I'm sick of all the cave man jokes. I tell the guys, I've heard them all many times so leave it.

Of course, what else is there to do around here?

Oh, I amuse myself by trying to think of new ways to blow up the world but that gets old too.

One joke that was pretty good the first time I heard it was "Why does a cave man drag a cave woman by their hair? If he drug her by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

That was funny maybe first two times I heard it.

About the only thing I got left right now is writing in this diary but since nothing has happened, what am I to write?

Wish I could plant a small vegetable garden.

Binny