Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Dear Diary,

Still pondering how we can get some publicity away from those pirates who have taken over more ships.

We have found a small body of water and tested some rafts but they sunk as soon as we put them in.

Also Ahmeed got seasick from just looking at the water and the raft was going down.

We could easily make it to the sea from here but would have to be careful trying to get to the ocean.

Maybe we could get someone to film us on the ocean with a fake backdrop? Then we could get some people in Afghanistan and Pakistan to say they were robbed by Bin Laden's pirates.

The whole thing sounds goofy now that I write it out.

I think I'll just try releasing another video where it looks like I am carrying a nuclear device here by the cave.

I can just hear the newscasts, "What is Bin Laden up to now?"

Stupid pirates.


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