Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 January 2014

Dear Diary,

I parked beside a car to go into the mall and the car's alarm went off.

I hate that.

You stand there and shrug and everybody's looking at you like, "That young thief tried to break into somebody's car."

I go on in watching people still staring at me and get my stuff and when I come out the car is still going at it.

Then I saw someone point me out.

But the owner finally came out and turned it off. Maybe he works there somewhere.

HE gives me a suspicious look. Then he goes back inside.

As soon as I get a little ways away, I get some bread crumbs from the ends of my bread and toss them on the car.

Let them stare at the bird doo. Hope the thing goes off again.

-Justin Bieber

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