Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 25 January 2014

Dear Diary - I am one big piece of a mess. I have no idea what the hell I am doing anymore. It is as if a space creature has taken over my brain, and my body, and my mind, and my head, and my body.

Gosh, I think I just repeated the word brain twice. Or was it the word head.

I am so confused. I blame Selena for all of this stuff. And I am so embarrassed because my mug shots in Florida showed all of my pimples since the officers made me take off my Covergirl makeup.

I also blame Ann Coulter, Kobe Bryant, Omarosa, and Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio. And damn you Chelsea Handler.

Justin Bieber

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